Winner Patrick O'Donnell is a prolific author, combat historian, terrorism expert, and man of letters. "Burn the boats" by Spanish conquistador Hernan Cortez is his favorite New World Order.
Winner Newt Gingrich is a prominent member of the governing elite. "He is a toad," according to an anonymous source. Joined the Catholic Church in 2009 against the Pueblo Illumanati Kiva Four secret wishes.
Winner Paul Wolfowitz is a brilliant policy hack. He, Rumsfeld, and Cheney authored the Bush Doctrine with the help from unrestrained minions who have contempt for the career "no combat" military types. "Pre-emption" and unilateral pursuit of an adversary is fun stuff. Rewarded with top job at the World Bank.
Winner Charles Krauthammer is the most cunning conservative cripple on television. The coin that buys the truth is pressed by his jaw, minted with his teeth, and peddled for profit by Fox News. He ranks high among the happiest "Bush Doctrine" advocates and he is loothed by liberal "no combat" military careerists.
Winner Teresa Ann Sullivan is the first female President of the NOW over-rated University of Virginia. Although physically repulsive, she is a superstar among expensive social workers. Influencial and interfering. Her husband recently got a job at the cavalier School of Law. "UVA .... SUCKS" echos to eternity from Scotts Stadium. Thanks VIT.
Winner Richard Charles Levin is President of Yale University. Independant. Investigate. Invasion. Interference.
Winner Lee Carroll Bollinger is President of Columbia University and Chair of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York board of directors. Known affectionately as "PrezBo" and doscile students honor his $1.5 million dollar salary.
Winner Martha Louise Minow is the Dean of Harvard Law School. She teaches family law. "You shall have freedom," declared the prophet Jeremiah "the freedom to fall by sword, famine, and plague."
Winner Larry Joseph Sabato is a Professor of Politics and a Cavalier Witch. Sabato's Crystal Ball was instrumental in observing the first female President at the University of Virginia.
Winner Dick Morris was a Democrat. His loyalty to the Republican Party is based on convienence.
Winner George Stephanopoulos is the ABC News Chief correspondant, Anchor of Good Morning America, and another talking head.
Winner James Carville looks like a hairless snakehead. Rants and whines like a squeeky mechanical wheel desperately in need of reptilian BP oil. He is a media personality with liberal credentials.
Loser Timothy John "Tim" Russert was moderator of NBC's Meet the Press for 16 fatiguing years. His heart failed.
Winner Ruth Jean Simmons is the President of Brown University. She laments a 20% disapproval rating among undergraduates. This depressed condition of a precocious mind is a serious mental illness and clinically called "whiner's landslide grief."
Winner Amy Gutmann is President of the University of Pennsylvania. How many overpaid stupid dirty jews smile in the Ivy League? "Saad Saadi, who came dressed as a suicide bomber" was invited into her haunted house. The liberal Quaker government in Philadelphia did not expect the violent Paxtang Boys from the Susquehanna.
Winner Jim Yong Kim is President of Dartmouth College. He was born in Korea.















Died June 13, 2008