Winner Robert McCartney is a liberal "law and order" enforcement advocating hack. He has never asked, how many mentally ill "gun control" cops, nicotene dependant tattooed "protection order" deputies, and horny child molesting police work in the Washington DC metro area?	Winner Thomas PM Barnett is a delusional cheerleader. He imagines a "World Counterterrorism Organization" with a "solid police sytem" that is "unlike the sloppy Interpol" to handle "everything else" inside "Core" and "Gap" countries after a violent Leviathan U.S. military first half march.	Winner Chris Wallace is a moderator, journalist, host, and Fox News contributor. He is an unapologetic registered Democrat and lacks credibility because of it.	Winner Tom Brokaw effectively ended the Cold War during a vulnerable mother & baby whale incident near the mouth of the Hudson Bay. Ice was freezing off their escape "and the Soviets arrive to break the ice," he proudly said on national television.
Winner Glen Beck is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. He is familiar with substance abuse, suicidal thoughts, and the lucrative trade in lunacy.	Winner Sean Hannity has demonstrated solid personal loyalty to the Bush White House, the War on Terror's cryptic agenda and the effective exportation of democracy.	Winner Keith Olbermann is a rabid President Bush hater. Enthusiastically pillorying President Bush was one of his subversive liberal passions. Given his precocious political understanding the termination of Countdown was not surprising.	Winner Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbilt. Ghost white complextion, ancient vampire eyes, and a ghoulish countenance suggest he has moved Napoleon's blood red marble chess pieces at Biltmore Estate in Ashville, North Carolina.
Winner Rachel Maddow is boring. Although his gay comedy show is not very clever, her Vomit is popular with a liberal deviant audience. Mr. Maddow makes lots of money and her bizarre talent at exploitation of the massess is well rewarded. It is fatiguing.	Winner David Gregory is a passionate beneficiary in the War on Terror. The delightful demise of Tim Russert led to his rise at Meet the Press. He does not always produces a smirk which can be annoying when it is too close.	Winner Eugene Robinson is a flaming liberal "no combat military" progressive racist. His impressive retinue consists of communist cadre, phony soldiers, stupid social workers, pretty boys in uniform, expensive senior executives, sunshine patriots, civil affairs experts, systems administrators, corrupt cops, sloopy police, and unfit women with badges.	Winner Chris Matthews said, "I have to tell you, you know, it's part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama's speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often."
Winner Brian Williams is an anchor and astute journalist at NBC. He investigates "dramatic" political commings and goings, "let's talk," he suggested to Keith "steady" Olbermann "about that feeling Chris (Matthews) gets up his leg when Obama talks."	Winner Katie Couric is a cavalier. Her gender represents "the maddest part of a mad species," according to Scaramouche.	Winner Jane Velez-Mitchell "looks like a chipmunk" says Rapeepan, my imaginary Thai landlord and partner in mental illness. "She no read. No write....Hahahaha...."	Winner Nancy Grace is an experienced physically repulsive predator. She is mesmeriZed by "victims' rights" and frequently bullies vulnerable precocious young people. Blood relatives of beautiful Melinda Duckett were humiliated and dishonored by Nancy's government inquisition. She nutures two little eggs - young fries of treachery.