Winner Florence "Robot" Welch knows, "its always darkest before the dawn." Emotional inertia disruption at age 13 led to clinical diagnosis of adult toilet sex disorder. "What the hell?"	Winner Paula Broadwell is not a hunter or killer of men. She is a "spokesperson" for "peaches" and a liberal West Point graduate. "I am humbled," she laments with mendacity "by their sacrifices" and "invisible wounds" while sitting "next to a 20-something Navy SEAL." Her boring biography on General "peaches" Petraeus and whine for Support Wounded Warriors effectively manages disorder after 2009 USA military coup attempt failure.	Winner Erin Brockovich imagines a 40 year old train wreck is the cause of hysteria in over a dozen teenage girls from LeRoy. Given the prevalence of teen "Conversion Disorder" near the land of the bark-eaters, how many psychiatrists, EPA goons, NIH adversaries and other government predators profit in the Trade in Lunacy 400 years after Samuel de Champlain?	Winner David Muir is an annoying pretty boy with a slick voice. "Its only bad news," howls the sniveling puppy "if you are a vampire." As offensive weekend anchor at ABC World News, he advocates the Hun "Audi" vision. "Celebrating its LED headlight technology" and physically assaulting undead eyes with electro-magnetic radiation is dangerous, espeically for traffic stop pigs.
Winner Sara Flounders is a liberal no-combat military advocate. The physically repulsive hag has not been arrested for High Treason. Her mental illness is as contagious as mass hysteria, ovarian madness, and ugly greater demon-possession .	Winner Poppy Harlow is a fresh young blonde wealthy CNN correspondant. "The bottom," she boasts with cryptic delight "is falling out of the middle class." Humiliation, lead technician for COMCAST, government food stamps, and white charity case are black signs of the new status woe on today's slave plantation.	Winner John Feinblatt is a liberal gun-control fag. Fag family kidnappers advise queer mayor in New York City. Twisted perverts imagine a creepy gay police world with "reasonable regulations" designed to "respect gun rights" because bonafide butt-plug policy is also called strategic planning for sexual deviants, homosexual government parasites, and social workers.	Winner Colin Goddard is a full-time fatiguing "sensible gun control" Brady Campaign interference expert. "I wanna," whines the squeeky clean wheel "talk to the people who actually make the law" as opposed to the deviant homosexual cops, child-molesting campus police and liberal law enforcement lunatics who enforce it.
Winner Peter J. Johnson, Jr. is a not a stupid dirty Jew. He is an anxious "chilling" Catholic fag advocate on Fox News. "Faiths have to stand together" like twisted inconspicuous child molesters during organized mass hysteria. "First Ammendment brings us together" like Tomahawk Right versus Chaplains Right on Queen Ester's Bloody Rock of Susquehanna. 2009 military coup attempt against White House failed like a lame pedro.	Winner Mark Traecey "shameful" Patrick Kimmitt knows, "our close allies continue to exacerbate the situation." How does a failed 2009 coup attempt against the White House "shame" a US military Brigadier General?	Winner Kathleen Sebelius is Secretary of Health and Human Services. The horrible reality of her schizophrenic mission is expansion of women's health services, family interference, and domestic violence screening by liberal Catholic law enforcement officers, child-molesting social workers, and other police perverts.	Winner George Soros is not "the biggest Loser" contrary to his February 2012 drooling Catholic confession on Fareed Zakaria GPS. The richest codger salivated, "...willing to pay...made as much money...give as much as I do...advocate" nonsense, but acknowledged "Fareen writers should also pay." Stupid dirty jew or Nazi informant?
Winner Sibel Edmonds is the glamorous president of the National Security Whistleblowers Coalition. Her cute sexy FBI blow job was not surprising given a liberal arts BA in Criminal Justice and Psychology. She is a trouble maker, instructor for the Alexandria Office on Women's Domestic Violence Program and a Court Appointed Special Advocate.	Winner Jane Turner underestimated the prevalence of child-molesting collusion at the FBI for 20 years. How many 19th century Sioux pussy scalps did it take to purchase a bottle of whiskey in Denver?	Winner Cecile Richards is a Democratic Party activist and the current president of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America. How many liberal government "gun control" dumb kunts make over $400,000.00 politicizing women's health?	Winner Nancy Goodman Brinker is CEO of Susan G. Komen for the Cure. She got her left boob locked down and smushed during a painful breast cancer exam. "Pendulous boobs for the cure" is like a hot, pink, and juicy vice in a cold clinical breast cancer screening hospital room.