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It is impossible to walk through a swamp without getting mud on your boots. Albanians also have a saying, "ato ata vras sepse ai eche ne tok" and the people of Quebec lament, "Je me souvien." The father of Scaramouche expressed before his escape from late 18th century France, "I am rapidly being forced to the conclusion that it is impossible to blame any man for anything in this world; that we are all of us the sport of destiny." The Koran says, "the man who pleases God will be rewarded with a garden watered by a running stream."

I am not imbued with a soldier's contempt for civilians. I love you, "but sink me now," admonished Wolverstone, the quatermaster to a debauched and brooding Captain Blood "if I'd rot myself in rum on account of anything that wears a petticoat."

Effectively export democracy and the very very "dangerous gift of eloquence."