Winner Bill O'Reilly is a precocious political commentator and ardent Iraq war advocate. "The public and I did not know," he repeats and repeats like a broken record in denial about the parade of horrors to ALWAYS be expected when a nation goes to war. His condescension does not reign supreme.	Winner Barbara Starr is a CNN propaganda specialist. Her ugly arguements are not convincing. She is an unhappy slave of journalism with a puny gospel of liberty for all because God did not create women equal.	Winner Anne Coulter is sexy conservative entrepreneur. She seduces every real man in her audience. Her favorable opinion of law enforcement is not genuine because it is coerced. She likes lawyers, guns, and money.	Winner Charlie Sheen is a High Priest Vatican Warlock with fire-breathing fists. "Hope is for suckers and losers" is one of his many "winning" quotes at livethesheendream.com "I closed my eyes and in a nano-second i was cured." "The only thing," he is addicted to "is winning." He is envied by many jealous trolls.
Winner Piers Morgan is a slick CNN mountebank. He is not very clever and extremely docile. "You will decide what you think," ordered Rumsfeld. He failed in his silly attempt to unsettle the Secretary of War. His personal boast of family military experience and empathetic identification of Iraq/Afghan war dead is inflated.	Winner Matt Damon has a precocious and delusional thoughts filled with liberal excuses on the subject of going to war. He imagines cappacino-sipping hunker-down behind-the-wire soldiers as members of a "fighting class" who "have to go for ... financial reasons." He supports military conscription.	Winner Shepard Smith is a Fox News Anchor. He is also called “beta” as in Studio B because in everything he is always second to Anderson Cooper. Rigorous, indepth, and confident - three things that mark his effective Psy-Ops.	Winner Greta Van Susteren speaks with a donkey’s jaw bone. Her forensic opinions are crooked, repulsive, and suggest ovarian madness. The slack jaw yokel opted for facial cosmetic surgery and her delusional sister opted for psychiatry.
Winner Wolf Isaac Blitzer is not to be confused with the bearded albino howler monkey that haunts the Situation Room. He is a serious journalist at CNN despite not knowing he is from the Queen City of the Great Lakes.	Winner Megyn Kelly seduces naked conservative male viewers at Fox News. It does not matter that her words are nonsense, especially while imbued with traditional police contempt of civilians, as long as the camera does not switch away from her pretty face before consummation.	Winner Michelle Malkin is a Fox News invective. She has more credibility than Madame Mao during China's Cultural Revolution. She has relocated from Washington DC to a dangerous land of American tradition where a bottle of whiskey can be purchased for one Sioux pussy scalp.	Winner William Kristol is a dangerous high priest of American neoconservative ideas. He understands authority, government, and interference. He ardently supports the effective exportation of democracy and a foreign "surge" policy that sends surplus social workers from America into the very very dangerous land of Allah.
Winner Lawrence F. Kaplan is a neoconservative from England. How many men in British uniforms has he met with a soldier's contempt for civilians? Like most scholars, he views Europe's crusades as an opportunity to be rid of unwanted knights hell bent on harassing peasants and on increasing the local misery index.	Winner Tony Blair served as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom for a decade. He and President Bush proved that governing elites from Labour and Capitol can grind down the delusional ambitions of thousands with a Queen's blessing.	Winner Joe Wilson is a buffoon. "Win without War" and "What I didn't find in Africa" were unsuccessful subversive attacks against the Bush Doctrine. He creeps and seduces women almost as well as he uses diplomacy and duplicity against men. His family has expanded during the war on terror as other houses fall.	Winner Retired Col. Douglas "Dove" Macgregor is a Virginia Professor of international relations, a career pretty boy in uniform, and a lunatic in denial. "Fundamentally change anything is lunacy," according to this teeth-grinding beneficiary. He follows a "changing" code of shams and has confessed to not knowing "who the people of Libya are."